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ZOCKOLL UNIVERSITY GETS NEW
FOOTBALL STADIUM CLOCK!
ALUMNI COMES THROUGH AT THE LAST MOMENT IN REACHING THE GOAL OF $700 FOR THE STADIUM TO GET A BRAND-NEW PLYWOOD-AND-PAINT ANALOG CLOCK FOR THE SEASON
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THE WOOLLY MAMMOTHS START OFF THE SEASON STRONG
Even though they lost the first three games
GAME 1: Randles Schnitzel University 27, Zockoll University 3
GAME 2: Wilson Square Root Institute, 42, Zockoll University 0
GAME 3: Andrist Doctrinal University, Zockoll University 6
Bright point of the season: Our boys finally scored their first touchdown in the recent game,
even though they missed the extra point because our kicker Alex "The Animal" Gregory is down with an ingrown toenail.
The Mammoths have not won a game since 1927. Well, maybe this year.
Even though they lost the first three games
GAME 1: Randles Schnitzel University 27, Zockoll University 3
GAME 2: Wilson Square Root Institute, 42, Zockoll University 0
GAME 3: Andrist Doctrinal University, Zockoll University 6
Bright point of the season: Our boys finally scored their first touchdown in the recent game,
even though they missed the extra point because our kicker Alex "The Animal" Gregory is down with an ingrown toenail.
The Mammoths have not won a game since 1927. Well, maybe this year.
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Here are some candid shots of students' reactions as Dr. Zockoll teaches.
...and yet, he remains humble.
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TWELVE CHAPTERS EVERY CHRISTIAN SHOULD KNOW
1. Where can I find the Ten Commandments? Exodus 20
2. Where does Jesus Himself explain how a person gets to heaven? John 3
3. Where do I find the teaching about the Rapture? 1 Thessalonians 4
4. Where does it say that sin is so bad? Romans 3
5. Where can I read about an explanation of Heaven? Rev. 20
6. Where can I read some Old Testament prophecies that tell about Jesus and His suffering? Psalm 22
7. Where can I read about the crucifixion and resurrection of Jesus? John 19-21
8. Where do I find the first teaching about the Holy Spirit, and where He started
the first church? Acts 2
9. Where do I read about Jesus ascending into Heaven? Acts 1
10. Where does Jesus Himself talk about the reality of Hell? Mark 9
11. Where does Jesus specifically talk about marriage being between man and woman? Matthew 19
12. Where is a key chapter on prayer, taught by Jesus Himself? Luke 11
1. Where can I find the Ten Commandments? Exodus 20
2. Where does Jesus Himself explain how a person gets to heaven? John 3
3. Where do I find the teaching about the Rapture? 1 Thessalonians 4
4. Where does it say that sin is so bad? Romans 3
5. Where can I read about an explanation of Heaven? Rev. 20
6. Where can I read some Old Testament prophecies that tell about Jesus and His suffering? Psalm 22
7. Where can I read about the crucifixion and resurrection of Jesus? John 19-21
8. Where do I find the first teaching about the Holy Spirit, and where He started
the first church? Acts 2
9. Where do I read about Jesus ascending into Heaven? Acts 1
10. Where does Jesus Himself talk about the reality of Hell? Mark 9
11. Where does Jesus specifically talk about marriage being between man and woman? Matthew 19
12. Where is a key chapter on prayer, taught by Jesus Himself? Luke 11
Some of our summer school students taking a quick lunch break before heading back into class and trying to solve the problems of
putting the first astronaut on the Sun
and also you gotta know
8 MESSIANIC PROPHECIES everyone should know
1. Messiah would be heir to King David's throne. 2 Samuel 7:12-13
2. The Messiah will be born in Bethlehem. Micah 5:2
3. The Messiah will be betrayed for thirty pieces of silver. Zechariah 11:12
4. The Messiah would be born of a virgin. Isaiah 7:14
5. The Messiah would be called out of Egypt. Hosea 11:1
6. The Messiah would come riding on a colt. Zechariah 9:9
7. The Messiah would be pierced. Zechariah 12:10 Psalm 22:16
8. The Messiah would bring in a new covenant. Jeremiah 31:31
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8 MESSIANIC PROPHECIES everyone should know
1. Messiah would be heir to King David's throne. 2 Samuel 7:12-13
2. The Messiah will be born in Bethlehem. Micah 5:2
3. The Messiah will be betrayed for thirty pieces of silver. Zechariah 11:12
4. The Messiah would be born of a virgin. Isaiah 7:14
5. The Messiah would be called out of Egypt. Hosea 11:1
6. The Messiah would come riding on a colt. Zechariah 9:9
7. The Messiah would be pierced. Zechariah 12:10 Psalm 22:16
8. The Messiah would bring in a new covenant. Jeremiah 31:31
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 EARLY PHOTO SHOOT OF THIS YEAR'S GRADUATION CLASS
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WHAT IN THE WORLD AM I SUPPOSED TO LEARN ABOUT THE BOOK OF JOSHUA? WHY WOULD IT APPLY TO ME?
CLICK HERE TO GO TO THE BOOK OF JOSHUA AND GET AN UNDERSTANDING!
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A look back at our sports history:
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A NEAT GAIN OF THREE BY Z.U.'S "JUMPIN' JOHN" LOTT.
You - yes, you - have been looking for reliable and powerful websites to enhance your Christian walk and make your Bible study more powerful.
HERE ARE Z.U.'S TOP WEB SITE RECOMENDATIONS
In no particular order but with high recommendations, here you are:
HERE ARE Z.U.'S TOP WEB SITE RECOMENDATIONS
In no particular order but with high recommendations, here you are:
1. BLUE LETTER BIBLE - From Greek definitions to audio sermons to Hebrew word studies to numerous translations, this is one of the best sites you can get. www.blueletterbible.org/ .
2. GOT QUESTIONS - Thousands and thousands of Bible questions answered. Just go up to "search" and try it! https://www.gotquestions.org/ .
3. BRICKYARD BIBLE COMMENTARY - Written by teens, edited by spiritual leaders. "It's amazing - for the first time in Christian publishing history, we have a Bible commentary written for teens by teens! Every youth group in the country can benefit from this literary ministry!" http://www.brickyardbible.com/ .
4. OUR DAILY BREAD - When it comes to a student wanting a regular, responsible yet powerful devotional reading time, this website is probably the best on the planet. https://odb.org/ .
5. STUDY LIGHT - A superb collection of online Bible study tools and resources that every serious student should have. If you are willing to take the next step in your Christian growth, you definitely want to bookmark this page. https://www.studylight.org/ .
6. GRACE TO YOU - One of the most gifted Bible scholars alive today. Be sure to click on "sermons" and choose a book of the Bible. Get ready - you'll get teaching like you've never received before. In print and in audio, all free. https://www.gty.org/ .
7. ANSWERS IN GENESIS - "Answers in Genesis is an apologetics ministry, dedicated to helping Christians defend their faith and proclaim the gospel of Jesus Christ effectively. We focus on providing answers to questions about the Bible—particularly the book of Genesis—regarding key issues such as creation, evolution, science, and the age of the earth." https://answersingenesis.org/ .
2. GOT QUESTIONS - Thousands and thousands of Bible questions answered. Just go up to "search" and try it! https://www.gotquestions.org/ .
3. BRICKYARD BIBLE COMMENTARY - Written by teens, edited by spiritual leaders. "It's amazing - for the first time in Christian publishing history, we have a Bible commentary written for teens by teens! Every youth group in the country can benefit from this literary ministry!" http://www.brickyardbible.com/ .
4. OUR DAILY BREAD - When it comes to a student wanting a regular, responsible yet powerful devotional reading time, this website is probably the best on the planet. https://odb.org/ .
5. STUDY LIGHT - A superb collection of online Bible study tools and resources that every serious student should have. If you are willing to take the next step in your Christian growth, you definitely want to bookmark this page. https://www.studylight.org/ .
6. GRACE TO YOU - One of the most gifted Bible scholars alive today. Be sure to click on "sermons" and choose a book of the Bible. Get ready - you'll get teaching like you've never received before. In print and in audio, all free. https://www.gty.org/ .
7. ANSWERS IN GENESIS - "Answers in Genesis is an apologetics ministry, dedicated to helping Christians defend their faith and proclaim the gospel of Jesus Christ effectively. We focus on providing answers to questions about the Bible—particularly the book of Genesis—regarding key issues such as creation, evolution, science, and the age of the earth." https://answersingenesis.org/ .
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we get to study the truth about
HEAVEN
THIS WEEK...
...and you may be surprised at what you learn!!!
HEAVEN
THIS WEEK...
...and you may be surprised at what you learn!!!
BOOKS AND THEMES OF THE NEW TESTAMENT
Matthew – Jesus, King of the Jews
Mark – Jesus, the Suffering Servant
Luke – Jesus, the Son of Man
John – Jesus, the Son of God
Acts - Formation of the Church
Romans – The plan of salvation
1 Corinthians – Correcting the worldly Christians
2 Corinthians – Paul defends his apostleship
Galatians – Justification by faith alone
Ephesians – Jews and Gentiles who believe are united.
Philippians – Joy in Christ.
Colossians – Jesus Christ is colossal.
1 Thessalonians – The return of the Lord; good news for the Believer!
2 Thessalonians – The Day of the Lord; means bad news for the evildoer.
1 Timothy – Leadership in the church of Jesus Christ.
2 Timothy – Christian Leaders, be strong and do your job!
Titus – "What do the rest of us church members do?"
Philemon – Forgiveness
Hebrews – Jesus Christ is better than anything
James – You're a Christian? Prove it.
1 Peter – Christians, expect sufferings and persecutions
2 Peter – Guidance, dangers and hope.
1 John – We're in the family of God, so let's show love and truth
2 John – Christian hospitality is not for false teachers
3 John – Christian hospitality is to encourage Christian workers
Jude – Fight for the faith!
Revelation – Christ returns victorious and reveals the New Heaven and New Earth.
Matthew – Jesus, King of the Jews
Mark – Jesus, the Suffering Servant
Luke – Jesus, the Son of Man
John – Jesus, the Son of God
Acts - Formation of the Church
Romans – The plan of salvation
1 Corinthians – Correcting the worldly Christians
2 Corinthians – Paul defends his apostleship
Galatians – Justification by faith alone
Ephesians – Jews and Gentiles who believe are united.
Philippians – Joy in Christ.
Colossians – Jesus Christ is colossal.
1 Thessalonians – The return of the Lord; good news for the Believer!
2 Thessalonians – The Day of the Lord; means bad news for the evildoer.
1 Timothy – Leadership in the church of Jesus Christ.
2 Timothy – Christian Leaders, be strong and do your job!
Titus – "What do the rest of us church members do?"
Philemon – Forgiveness
Hebrews – Jesus Christ is better than anything
James – You're a Christian? Prove it.
1 Peter – Christians, expect sufferings and persecutions
2 Peter – Guidance, dangers and hope.
1 John – We're in the family of God, so let's show love and truth
2 John – Christian hospitality is not for false teachers
3 John – Christian hospitality is to encourage Christian workers
Jude – Fight for the faith!
Revelation – Christ returns victorious and reveals the New Heaven and New Earth.
HERE'S WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING ABOUT ZOCKOLL UNIVERSITY!
Actual unedited quotes as far as we know:
"Incredible! My I.Q. increased by ten points while on the Z.U. campus - and I'm not even a student!" - L. Pine - Oxbow, Nebraska
"The spring session exceeded my greatest expectations. Plus, I like the cafeteria's deep-fried zucchini!" - T. Pointer - Emphasis, Oklahoma
"Of all of my educational experiences, this might well be another." - J. Kiser - Mummers, Arkansas
Actual unedited quotes as far as we know:
"Incredible! My I.Q. increased by ten points while on the Z.U. campus - and I'm not even a student!" - L. Pine - Oxbow, Nebraska
"The spring session exceeded my greatest expectations. Plus, I like the cafeteria's deep-fried zucchini!" - T. Pointer - Emphasis, Oklahoma
"Of all of my educational experiences, this might well be another." - J. Kiser - Mummers, Arkansas
As you can see, our teaching staff is so full of knowledge that sometimes it makes their head explode.
Here are some great links that help out our study.
Click here for the fine article addressing this question, titled "How Do I Know I'm Saved?" Click HERE.
and while you're at it, click HERE to get another important answer to this question, asked to one of the editors of Relevant magazine.
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Click here for the fine article addressing this question, titled "How Do I Know I'm Saved?" Click HERE.
and while you're at it, click HERE to get another important answer to this question, asked to one of the editors of Relevant magazine.
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REVELATION 19: the millennium Q & A
JESUS IS GOING TO COME AND TAKE HIS RIGHTFUL RULE - THE FIRST TESTAMENT PREDICTED THIS. TAKE YOUR PAPER AND GET READY TO FILL IT OUT. GO TO THIS LINK AND READ THROUGH THE ARTICLE, FILLING IN THE PROPER WORDS. HERE IS THE LINK:
ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS ABOUT THE MILLENNIUM
ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS ABOUT THE MILLENNIUM
facts about the Millennium:
A study in the book of Revelation
1. The believers who live through the Tribulation will be mortal. They will live and repopulate the earth during the Millennial Kingdom.
2. At the end of the Millennial Reign, Satan is loosed and is able to deceive a vast multitude to follow him in one final rebellion against the Lord of glory and the Christians.
3. The final rebellion of Satan and sinful man will be over in a judgment of fire.
4. Isaiah 14 explains Satan's (Lucifer's) fall.
5. Will people die during the Millennium? Gotquestions.com: "There may be another resurrection at the end of the Millennium, one which is implied, but never explicitly stated in Scripture. It is possible that some believers will die a physical death during the Millennium. Through the prophet Isaiah, God said, "No longer will there be in it an infant who lives but a few days, or an old man who does not live out his days; for the youth will die at the age of one hundred and the one who does not reach the age of one hundred will be thought accursed” (Isaiah 65:20).
6. On the other hand, it is also possible that death in the Millennium will only come to the disobedient. In either event, some kind of transformation will be required to fit believers in their natural bodies in the Millennium for pristine existence throughout eternity. Each believer will need to have a “resurrected” type of body.
2. At the end of the Millennial Reign, Satan is loosed and is able to deceive a vast multitude to follow him in one final rebellion against the Lord of glory and the Christians.
3. The final rebellion of Satan and sinful man will be over in a judgment of fire.
4. Isaiah 14 explains Satan's (Lucifer's) fall.
5. Will people die during the Millennium? Gotquestions.com: "There may be another resurrection at the end of the Millennium, one which is implied, but never explicitly stated in Scripture. It is possible that some believers will die a physical death during the Millennium. Through the prophet Isaiah, God said, "No longer will there be in it an infant who lives but a few days, or an old man who does not live out his days; for the youth will die at the age of one hundred and the one who does not reach the age of one hundred will be thought accursed” (Isaiah 65:20).
6. On the other hand, it is also possible that death in the Millennium will only come to the disobedient. In either event, some kind of transformation will be required to fit believers in their natural bodies in the Millennium for pristine existence throughout eternity. Each believer will need to have a “resurrected” type of body.
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USE YOUR IPAD TO YOUR ADVANTAGE! KEEP STUDYING THESE NOTES AND HINTS FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS.
USE YOUR IPAD TO YOUR ADVANTAGE! KEEP STUDYING THESE NOTES AND HINTS FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS.
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ON THURSDAY MORNINGS WE HAVE OUR NATIONAL BIBLE HONOR SOCIETY MEETINGS.
SIGN UP WITH CHI KAPPA OR PI GAMMA
ON THURSDAY MORNINGS WE HAVE OUR NATIONAL BIBLE HONOR SOCIETY MEETINGS.
SIGN UP WITH CHI KAPPA OR PI GAMMA
The Z.U. theme song is "Scotland the Brave." (I especially like the Dropkick Murphys version)
Listen to the DM version here.
Listen to the DM version here.
The world of academia loves the prestige a Z.U. mug brings.
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OUR UNIVERSITY COAT OF ARMS
It's a great feeling to realize you are not completely brainless, and there truly is no better way to increase your knowledge, self-esteem and position in society than by enrolling in the internationally famous (well, kind of well-known) Zockoll University. For more years than we care to admit, Z.U. has been in the forefront of scholastic endeavors and creative ideas, not to mention having the best-looking administration staff anywhere in the country. Tradition is honored here, as is heritage and a good meal of Cheez-Its and Yoo-Hoo.
Wander across our virtual campus and you'll soon fall in love with good ol' Z.U.
Wander across our virtual campus and you'll soon fall in love with good ol' Z.U.
Latest update on accreditation:
In answer to your many inquiries about our accreditation, yes, we are getting around to it. We're currently looking at two highly regarded organizations who expressed an interest in helping us achieve that elevated status of being nationally accredited. One is the Eastern Seaboard Diploma Mill and the other is Manny's Accreditation Corporation and Muffler Repair Shop. We'll get back to you on this. Just be patient.
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In answer to your many inquiries about our accreditation, yes, we are getting around to it. We're currently looking at two highly regarded organizations who expressed an interest in helping us achieve that elevated status of being nationally accredited. One is the Eastern Seaboard Diploma Mill and the other is Manny's Accreditation Corporation and Muffler Repair Shop. We'll get back to you on this. Just be patient.
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ZOCKOLL UNIVERSITY ALMA MATER
To the tune of "Scotland the Brave." Click here to hear the tune.
Look out, we're big and hairy
Most find us awful scary
Fear us, the Woolly Mammoths. Rah! Rah! and Rah!
All tremble at our coming,
Most start right into running
Fear us, the Woolly Mammoths. Rah! Rah! and Rah!
Though we can't win a game
We're rugged just the same
Chastise all those fools who dare to call us foes,
Cheer for the black and gray
We'll win a game some day
Fear us, the Woolly Mammoths. Rah! Rah! and Rah!
Look out, we're big and hairy
Most find us awful scary
Fear us, the Woolly Mammoths. Rah! Rah! and Rah!
All tremble at our coming,
Most start right into running
Fear us, the Woolly Mammoths. Rah! Rah! and Rah!
Though we can't win a game
We're rugged just the same
Chastise all those fools who dare to call us foes,
Cheer for the black and gray
We'll win a game some day
Fear us, the Woolly Mammoths. Rah! Rah! and Rah!
FORMAL SHOT OF THE LATEST ZOCKOLL UNIVERSITY BOARD MEETING
NEW SECTION ADDED TO THE UNIVERSITY SITE!
Ever wondered where some key counseling passages are found in the Bible? Click here to get help:
"WHERE IS THAT FOUND?"
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This is my teacher's page and I really enjoy putting it together. If you use something on this page for your use, would you please reference me as a source? I have a very low self esteem.
Thanks.
- Brad Zockoll
P.S. ...and by the way. Every picture on this website is what we believe to be in the public domain. If you see a photo that might not be, please contact me. I'll get it fixed asap.
Ever wondered where some key counseling passages are found in the Bible? Click here to get help:
"WHERE IS THAT FOUND?"
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This is my teacher's page and I really enjoy putting it together. If you use something on this page for your use, would you please reference me as a source? I have a very low self esteem.
Thanks.
- Brad Zockoll
P.S. ...and by the way. Every picture on this website is what we believe to be in the public domain. If you see a photo that might not be, please contact me. I'll get it fixed asap.
