Scholars! What does OLD TESTAMENT SURVEY need to know for the exam?
This will be an ever-growing list of what you need to study for the May exam.
1. ISAIAH 53 IS THE "SUFFERING SERVANT" CHAPTER AND IS ONE OF THE GREATEST PROPHECY CHAPTERS IN THE OLD TESTAMENT
2. ANOTHER NAME - PROBABLY A BETTER NAME - FOR THE OLD TESTAMENT IS "FIRST TESTAMENT"
3. THE KEY WORD OF ECCLESIASTES IS "VANITY" WHICH MEANS "EMPTINESS" OR "FUTILITY"
4. IT'S MOST LIKELY THAT JEREMIAH WROTE THE BOOK OF LAMENTATIONS
5. WHEN DID ABRAHAM LIVE? 2000 B.C. (BEFORE CHRIST)
6. WHEN DID KING DAVID LIVE? 1000 B.C. (BEFORE CHRIST)
7. DEUTERONOMY CAN BE EXPLAINED AS "We got out of the wilderness, now let's get organized" This book deals with the start-up of Israel.
8. The question that Habakkuk asks God is "why do the bad guys get away with stuff?"
9. Isaiah contains one of the most important chapters in the entire Old Testament – chapter 53, the "Suffering Servant" chapter.
10. Isaiah chapter 53 is a prophetic chapter and tells about prophecies like the Messiah being "buried with the rich", like when Jesus was buried in a rich man's tomb - Joseph of Arimathea.
11. Where can I find the Ten Commandments? Exodus 20
12. Where can I read some Old Testament prophecies that tell about Jesus and His suffering? Psalm 22
13. The famous verse in Deuteronomy is Shema which literally means “hear”
14. Deuteronomy 6:4, which is called the a building block of our faith: "Hear, O Israel: the LORD (YHWH) our God, the LORD is one.
5. WHEN DID ABRAHAM LIVE? 2000 B.C. (BEFORE CHRIST)
6. WHEN DID KING DAVID LIVE? 1000 B.C. (BEFORE CHRIST)
7. DEUTERONOMY CAN BE EXPLAINED AS "We got out of the wilderness, now let's get organized" This book deals with the start-up of Israel.
8. The question that Habakkuk asks God is "why do the bad guys get away with stuff?"
9. Isaiah contains one of the most important chapters in the entire Old Testament – chapter 53, the "Suffering Servant" chapter.
10. Isaiah chapter 53 is a prophetic chapter and tells about prophecies like the Messiah being "buried with the rich", like when Jesus was buried in a rich man's tomb - Joseph of Arimathea.
11. Where can I find the Ten Commandments? Exodus 20
12. Where can I read some Old Testament prophecies that tell about Jesus and His suffering? Psalm 22
13. The famous verse in Deuteronomy is Shema which literally means “hear”
14. Deuteronomy 6:4, which is called the a building block of our faith: "Hear, O Israel: the LORD (YHWH) our God, the LORD is one.
15. Leviticus: The Festival of Sukkot is also known as the Feast of Tabernacles.
16. The Feast of Tabernacles (Booths) remembers when the Istraelites wandered the desert for 40 years and had no permanent home.
17. JEREMIAH WAS KNOWN AS THE "WEEPING PROPHET"
18. The setting for the Book of Ruth begins in the heathen country of Moab, a region northeast of the Dead Sea, but then moves to Bethlehem.
19. Even though she is from a heathen country (Moab), Ruth shows her new faith in God and determines to stay with Naomi as they journey to Bethlehem.
20. This story of love and devotion tells of Ruth's eventual marriage to a wealthy man named Boaz, by whom she bears a son, Obed, who becomes the grandfather of David and the ancestor of Jesus.
21. Does this book of Ruth connect with Jesus in the New Testament? It certainly does. Here's a hint: keep looking for the word "kinsman-redeemer," one who takes care of the needy.
.... AND THAT'S NOT ALL! THERE'S MORE TO LEARN, YOU LUCKY SCHOLAR!
CLICK HERE TO GO TO THE OLD TESTAMENT PAGE AND SEE MORE EXAM STUDY NOTES!
16. The Feast of Tabernacles (Booths) remembers when the Istraelites wandered the desert for 40 years and had no permanent home.
17. JEREMIAH WAS KNOWN AS THE "WEEPING PROPHET"
18. The setting for the Book of Ruth begins in the heathen country of Moab, a region northeast of the Dead Sea, but then moves to Bethlehem.
19. Even though she is from a heathen country (Moab), Ruth shows her new faith in God and determines to stay with Naomi as they journey to Bethlehem.
20. This story of love and devotion tells of Ruth's eventual marriage to a wealthy man named Boaz, by whom she bears a son, Obed, who becomes the grandfather of David and the ancestor of Jesus.
21. Does this book of Ruth connect with Jesus in the New Testament? It certainly does. Here's a hint: keep looking for the word "kinsman-redeemer," one who takes care of the needy.
.... AND THAT'S NOT ALL! THERE'S MORE TO LEARN, YOU LUCKY SCHOLAR!
CLICK HERE TO GO TO THE OLD TESTAMENT PAGE AND SEE MORE EXAM STUDY NOTES!
WHAT DOES BIBLE 10 NEED TO KNOW FOR THE EXAMS"
Looky down below. You have some memorizin' to do:
Looky down below. You have some memorizin' to do:
TWELVE CHAPTERS EVERY CHRISTIAN SHOULD KNOW
1. Where can I find the Ten Commandments? Exodus 20
2. Where does Jesus Himself explain how a person gets to heaven? John 3
3. Where do I find the teaching about the Rapture? 1 Thessalonians 4
4. Where does it say that sin is so bad? Romans 3
5. Where can I read about an explanation of Heaven? Rev. 20
6. Where can I read some Old Testament prophecies that tell about Jesus and His suffering? Psalm 22
7. Where can I read about the crucifixion and resurrection of Jesus? John 19-21
8. Where do I find the first teaching about the Holy Spirit, and where He started
the first church? Acts 2
9. Where do I read about Jesus ascending into Heaven? Acts 1
10. Where does Jesus Himself talk about the reality of Hell? Mark 9
11. Where does Jesus specifically talk about marriage being between man and woman? Matthew 19
12. Where is a key chapter on prayer, taught by Jesus Himself? Luke 11
1. Where can I find the Ten Commandments? Exodus 20
2. Where does Jesus Himself explain how a person gets to heaven? John 3
3. Where do I find the teaching about the Rapture? 1 Thessalonians 4
4. Where does it say that sin is so bad? Romans 3
5. Where can I read about an explanation of Heaven? Rev. 20
6. Where can I read some Old Testament prophecies that tell about Jesus and His suffering? Psalm 22
7. Where can I read about the crucifixion and resurrection of Jesus? John 19-21
8. Where do I find the first teaching about the Holy Spirit, and where He started
the first church? Acts 2
9. Where do I read about Jesus ascending into Heaven? Acts 1
10. Where does Jesus Himself talk about the reality of Hell? Mark 9
11. Where does Jesus specifically talk about marriage being between man and woman? Matthew 19
12. Where is a key chapter on prayer, taught by Jesus Himself? Luke 11
and also you gotta know
8 MESSIANIC PROPHECIES everyone should know
1. Messiah would be heir to King David's throne. 2 Samuel 7:12-13
2. The Messiah will be born in Bethlehem. Micah 5:2
3. The Messiah will be betrayed for thirty pieces of silver. Zechariah 11:12
4. The Messiah would be born of a virgin. Isaiah 7:14
5. The Messiah would be called out of Egypt. Hosea 11:1
6. The Messiah would come riding on a colt. Zechariah 9:9
7. The Messiah would be pierced. Zechariah 12:10 Psalm 22:16
8. The Messiah would bring in a new covenant. Jeremiah 31:31
8 MESSIANIC PROPHECIES everyone should know
1. Messiah would be heir to King David's throne. 2 Samuel 7:12-13
2. The Messiah will be born in Bethlehem. Micah 5:2
3. The Messiah will be betrayed for thirty pieces of silver. Zechariah 11:12
4. The Messiah would be born of a virgin. Isaiah 7:14
5. The Messiah would be called out of Egypt. Hosea 11:1
6. The Messiah would come riding on a colt. Zechariah 9:9
7. The Messiah would be pierced. Zechariah 12:10 Psalm 22:16
8. The Messiah would bring in a new covenant. Jeremiah 31:31
ὑπηρέτης UNDER-ROWER “one who acts under direction, and asks no questions, one who does the thing he is appointed to do without hesitation, and one who reports only to the One Who is over him.”
NOW GO TO THE NEW TESTAMENT SITE BY CLICKING HERE
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NOW GO TO THE NEW TESTAMENT SITE BY CLICKING HERE
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GOT ANY QUESTIONS? COMMENTS?
Of course you do. Email me at bzockoll@gcarams.org
Of course you do. Email me at bzockoll@gcarams.org
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Diatrophē College
and you can learn about our lunchtime Bible discussion group by clicking on this link:
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What about near death experiences where people say that they have died and gone to Heaven? Here is a good article about it. Click here.
Here's a nice easy painless link to brush up on those Greek letters and get ready for the quiz later on:
CLICK HERE FOR A REVIEW PAGE FOR YOUR GREEK LETTERS
CLICK HERE FOR A REVIEW PAGE FOR YOUR GREEK LETTERS
Z.U. LOSES ITS FINAL GAME ON A FAILED ONSIDE KICK!
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A NEAT GAIN OF THREE BY Z.U.'S "JUMPIN' JOHN" LOTT.
You asked for it - you GOT it.
Well, maybe you didn't outright ask for it, but we know your heart...
THE ZOCKOLL UNIVERSITY ALL-STAR LINK LIST FOR THE SERIOUS BIBLE STUDENT
You - yes, you - have been looking for reliable and powerful websites to enhance your Christian walk and make your Bible study more powerful.
HERE ARE Z.U.'S TOP WEB SITE RECOMENDATIONS
In no particular order but with high recommendations, here you are:
HERE ARE Z.U.'S TOP WEB SITE RECOMENDATIONS
In no particular order but with high recommendations, here you are:
1. BLUE LETTER BIBLE - From Greek definitions to audio sermons to Hebrew word studies to numerous translations, this is one of the best sites you can get. www.blueletterbible.org/ .
2. GOT QUESTIONS - Thousands and thousands of Bible questions answered. Just go up to "search" and try it! https://www.gotquestions.org/ .
3. BRICKYARD BIBLE COMMENTARY - Written by teens, edited by spiritual leaders. "It's amazing - for the first time in Christian publishing history, we have a Bible commentary written for teens by teens! Every youth group in the country can benefit from this literary ministry!" http://www.brickyardbible.com/ .
4. OUR DAILY BREAD - When it comes to a student wanting a regular, responsible yet powerful devotional reading time, this website is probably the best on the planet. https://odb.org/ .
5. STUDY LIGHT - A superb collection of online Bible study tools and resources that every serious student should have. If you are willing to take the next step in your Christian growth, you definitely want to bookmark this page. https://www.studylight.org/ .
6. GRACE TO YOU - One of the most gifted Bible scholars alive today. Be sure to click on "sermons" and choose a book of the Bible. Get ready - you'll get teaching like you've never received before. In print and in audio, all free. https://www.gty.org/ .
7. ANSWERS IN GENESIS - "Answers in Genesis is an apologetics ministry, dedicated to helping Christians defend their faith and proclaim the gospel of Jesus Christ effectively. We focus on providing answers to questions about the Bible—particularly the book of Genesis—regarding key issues such as creation, evolution, science, and the age of the earth." https://answersingenesis.org/ .
2. GOT QUESTIONS - Thousands and thousands of Bible questions answered. Just go up to "search" and try it! https://www.gotquestions.org/ .
3. BRICKYARD BIBLE COMMENTARY - Written by teens, edited by spiritual leaders. "It's amazing - for the first time in Christian publishing history, we have a Bible commentary written for teens by teens! Every youth group in the country can benefit from this literary ministry!" http://www.brickyardbible.com/ .
4. OUR DAILY BREAD - When it comes to a student wanting a regular, responsible yet powerful devotional reading time, this website is probably the best on the planet. https://odb.org/ .
5. STUDY LIGHT - A superb collection of online Bible study tools and resources that every serious student should have. If you are willing to take the next step in your Christian growth, you definitely want to bookmark this page. https://www.studylight.org/ .
6. GRACE TO YOU - One of the most gifted Bible scholars alive today. Be sure to click on "sermons" and choose a book of the Bible. Get ready - you'll get teaching like you've never received before. In print and in audio, all free. https://www.gty.org/ .
7. ANSWERS IN GENESIS - "Answers in Genesis is an apologetics ministry, dedicated to helping Christians defend their faith and proclaim the gospel of Jesus Christ effectively. We focus on providing answers to questions about the Bible—particularly the book of Genesis—regarding key issues such as creation, evolution, science, and the age of the earth." https://answersingenesis.org/ .
All through the summer... every Wednesday night at 7 p.m.
We have a huge Q & A time for at least a half hour every meeting as well... get answers to your questions!
HAVE A GREAT SUMMER. I KNOW YOU MISS ME BY TRY TO MUSTER THROUGH IT. BE STRONG.
OR... COME SEE ME AT THE COLLEGE COFFEE MUG BIBLE STUDY ON WEDNESDAY NIGHTS!
OR... COME SEE ME AT THE COLLEGE COFFEE MUG BIBLE STUDY ON WEDNESDAY NIGHTS!
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OUR UNIVERSITY REACHES OUT TO A FELLOW UNIVERSITY!
The National Bible Honor Society hosts a college Bible study every Wednesday at Awaken Coffee House in the Old City section of Knoxville.
CLICK HERE TO GO TO THE COLLEGE COFFEE MUG BIBLE STUDY SITE
The National Bible Honor Society hosts a college Bible study every Wednesday at Awaken Coffee House in the Old City section of Knoxville.
CLICK HERE TO GO TO THE COLLEGE COFFEE MUG BIBLE STUDY SITE
we get to study the truth about
HEAVEN
THIS WEEK...
...and you may be surprised at what you learn!!!
HEAVEN
THIS WEEK...
...and you may be surprised at what you learn!!!
LET'S STUDY HEAVEN
...let's start off with some great links...
Here's John MacArthur's outline and overview : HEAVEN
Here is an interview with Randy Alcorn and his Bible study: IS HEAVEN EXCITING?
Here are Billy Graham's answers: TELL ME ABOUT HEAVEN
Bible scholar Warren Wiersbe talks about the Throne: GOD IN HEAVEN
AND THERE WILL BE MORE TO COME!
Stay tuned, eager scholars!
...let's start off with some great links...
Here's John MacArthur's outline and overview : HEAVEN
Here is an interview with Randy Alcorn and his Bible study: IS HEAVEN EXCITING?
Here are Billy Graham's answers: TELL ME ABOUT HEAVEN
Bible scholar Warren Wiersbe talks about the Throne: GOD IN HEAVEN
AND THERE WILL BE MORE TO COME!
Stay tuned, eager scholars!
BOOKS AND THEMES OF THE NEW TESTAMENT
Matthew – Jesus, King of the Jews
Mark – Jesus, the Suffering Servant
Luke – Jesus, the Son of Man
John – Jesus, the Son of God
Acts - Formation of the Church
Romans – The plan of salvation
1 Corinthians – Correcting the worldly Christians
2 Corinthians – Paul defends his apostleship
Galatians – Justification by faith alone
Ephesians – Jews and Gentiles who believe are united.
Philippians – Joy in Christ.
Colossians – Jesus Christ is colossal.
1 Thessalonians – The return of the Lord; good news for the Believer!
2 Thessalonians – The Day of the Lord; means bad news for the evildoer.
1 Timothy – Leadership in the church of Jesus Christ.
2 Timothy – Christian Leaders, be strong and do your job!
Titus – "What do the rest of us church members do?"
Philemon – Forgiveness
Hebrews – Jesus Christ is better than anything
James – You're a Christian? Prove it.
1 Peter – Christians, expect sufferings and persecutions
2 Peter – Guidance, dangers and hope.
1 John – We're in the family of God, so let's show love and truth
2 John – Christian hospitality is not for false teachers
3 John – Christian hospitality is to encourage Christian workers
Jude – Fight for the faith!
Revelation – Christ returns victorious and reveals the New Heaven and New Earth.
Matthew – Jesus, King of the Jews
Mark – Jesus, the Suffering Servant
Luke – Jesus, the Son of Man
John – Jesus, the Son of God
Acts - Formation of the Church
Romans – The plan of salvation
1 Corinthians – Correcting the worldly Christians
2 Corinthians – Paul defends his apostleship
Galatians – Justification by faith alone
Ephesians – Jews and Gentiles who believe are united.
Philippians – Joy in Christ.
Colossians – Jesus Christ is colossal.
1 Thessalonians – The return of the Lord; good news for the Believer!
2 Thessalonians – The Day of the Lord; means bad news for the evildoer.
1 Timothy – Leadership in the church of Jesus Christ.
2 Timothy – Christian Leaders, be strong and do your job!
Titus – "What do the rest of us church members do?"
Philemon – Forgiveness
Hebrews – Jesus Christ is better than anything
James – You're a Christian? Prove it.
1 Peter – Christians, expect sufferings and persecutions
2 Peter – Guidance, dangers and hope.
1 John – We're in the family of God, so let's show love and truth
2 John – Christian hospitality is not for false teachers
3 John – Christian hospitality is to encourage Christian workers
Jude – Fight for the faith!
Revelation – Christ returns victorious and reveals the New Heaven and New Earth.
Here are some candid shots of students' reactions as Dr. Zockoll teaches.
...and yet, he remains humble.
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HERE'S WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING ABOUT ZOCKOLL UNIVERSITY!
Actual unedited quotes as far as we know:
"Incredible! My I.Q. increased by ten points while on the Z.U. campus - and I'm not even a student!" - L. Pine - Oxbow, Nebraska
"The spring session exceeded my greatest expectations. Plus, I like the cafeteria's deep-fried zucchini!" - T. Pointer - Emphasis, Oklahoma
"Of all of my educational experiences, this might well be another." - J. Kiser - Mummers, Arkansas
Actual unedited quotes as far as we know:
"Incredible! My I.Q. increased by ten points while on the Z.U. campus - and I'm not even a student!" - L. Pine - Oxbow, Nebraska
"The spring session exceeded my greatest expectations. Plus, I like the cafeteria's deep-fried zucchini!" - T. Pointer - Emphasis, Oklahoma
"Of all of my educational experiences, this might well be another." - J. Kiser - Mummers, Arkansas
As you can see, our teaching staff is so full of knowledge that sometimes it makes their head explode.
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QUESTION OF THE WEEK:
"HOW CAN I BE SURE THAT I AM A CHRISTIAN?"
This question has come up from a number of students asking about the way a person can know that they are a Believer - in other words, "I may have made a decision for Christ, but I see some Scriptures talking about thinking you are a Christian but finding out that Christ says you are not (Matthew 7:21-23 click here), so how can I be sure I am not living in a false hope?"
Here are some great links that help out our study.
Click here for the fine article addressing this question, titled "How Do I Know I'm Saved?" Click HERE.
and while you're at it, click HERE to get another important answer to this question, asked to one of the editors of Relevant magazine.
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Click here for the fine article addressing this question, titled "How Do I Know I'm Saved?" Click HERE.
and while you're at it, click HERE to get another important answer to this question, asked to one of the editors of Relevant magazine.
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REVELATION 19: the millennium Q & A
JESUS IS GOING TO COME AND TAKE HIS RIGHTFUL RULE - THE FIRST TESTAMENT PREDICTED THIS. TAKE YOUR PAPER AND GET READY TO FILL IT OUT. GO TO THIS LINK AND READ THROUGH THE ARTICLE, FILLING IN THE PROPER WORDS. HERE IS THE LINK:
ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS ABOUT THE MILLENNIUM
ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS ABOUT THE MILLENNIUM
facts about the Millennium:
A study in the book of Revelation
1. The believers who live through the Tribulation will be mortal. They will live and repopulate the earth during the Millennial Kingdom.
2. At the end of the Millennial Reign, Satan is loosed and is able to deceive a vast multitude to follow him in one final rebellion against the Lord of glory and the Christians.
3. The final rebellion of Satan and sinful man will be over in a judgment of fire.
4. Isaiah 14 explains Satan's (Lucifer's) fall.
5. Will people die during the Millennium? Gotquestions.com: "There may be another resurrection at the end of the Millennium, one which is implied, but never explicitly stated in Scripture. It is possible that some believers will die a physical death during the Millennium. Through the prophet Isaiah, God said, "No longer will there be in it an infant who lives but a few days, or an old man who does not live out his days; for the youth will die at the age of one hundred and the one who does not reach the age of one hundred will be thought accursed” (Isaiah 65:20).
6. On the other hand, it is also possible that death in the Millennium will only come to the disobedient. In either event, some kind of transformation will be required to fit believers in their natural bodies in the Millennium for pristine existence throughout eternity. Each believer will need to have a “resurrected” type of body.
2. At the end of the Millennial Reign, Satan is loosed and is able to deceive a vast multitude to follow him in one final rebellion against the Lord of glory and the Christians.
3. The final rebellion of Satan and sinful man will be over in a judgment of fire.
4. Isaiah 14 explains Satan's (Lucifer's) fall.
5. Will people die during the Millennium? Gotquestions.com: "There may be another resurrection at the end of the Millennium, one which is implied, but never explicitly stated in Scripture. It is possible that some believers will die a physical death during the Millennium. Through the prophet Isaiah, God said, "No longer will there be in it an infant who lives but a few days, or an old man who does not live out his days; for the youth will die at the age of one hundred and the one who does not reach the age of one hundred will be thought accursed” (Isaiah 65:20).
6. On the other hand, it is also possible that death in the Millennium will only come to the disobedient. In either event, some kind of transformation will be required to fit believers in their natural bodies in the Millennium for pristine existence throughout eternity. Each believer will need to have a “resurrected” type of body.
Know the themes of the books of the Second Testament!
go to the exam prep page and see the list....
DON'T BE SAD. WE WILL KEEP PRACTICING AND REVIEWING UNTIL YOU GET IT.
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USE YOUR IPAD TO YOUR ADVANTAGE! KEEP STUDYING THESE NOTES AND HINTS FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS.
USE YOUR IPAD TO YOUR ADVANTAGE! KEEP STUDYING THESE NOTES AND HINTS FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS.
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ON THURSDAY MORNINGS WE HAVE OUR NATIONAL BIBLE HONOR SOCIETY MEETINGS.
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ON THURSDAY MORNINGS WE HAVE OUR NATIONAL BIBLE HONOR SOCIETY MEETINGS.
SIGN UP WITH CHI KAPPA OR PI GAMMA
The Z.U. theme song is "Scotland the Brave." (I especially like the Dropkick Murphys version)
Listen to the DM version here.
Listen to the DM version here.
The world of academia loves the prestige a Z.U. mug brings.
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OUR UNIVERSITY COAT OF ARMS
It's a great feeling to realize you are not completely brainless, and there truly is no better way to increase your knowledge, self-esteem and position in society than by enrolling in the internationally famous (well, kind of well-known) Zockoll University. For more years than we care to admit, Z.U. has been in the forefront of scholastic endeavors and creative ideas, not to mention having the best-looking administration staff anywhere in the country. Tradition is honored here, as is heritage and a good meal of Cheez-Its and Yoo-Hoo.
Wander across our virtual campus and you'll soon fall in love with good ol' Z.U.
Wander across our virtual campus and you'll soon fall in love with good ol' Z.U.
Latest update on accreditation:
In answer to your many inquiries about our accreditation, yes, we are getting around to it. We're currently looking at two highly regarded organizations who expressed an interest in helping us achieve that elevated status of being nationally accredited. One is the Eastern Seaboard Diploma Mill and the other is Manny's Accreditation Corporation and Muffler Repair Shop. We'll get back to you on this. Just be patient.
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In answer to your many inquiries about our accreditation, yes, we are getting around to it. We're currently looking at two highly regarded organizations who expressed an interest in helping us achieve that elevated status of being nationally accredited. One is the Eastern Seaboard Diploma Mill and the other is Manny's Accreditation Corporation and Muffler Repair Shop. We'll get back to you on this. Just be patient.
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ZOCKOLL UNIVERSITY ALMA MATER
To the tune of "Scotland the Brave." Click here to hear the tune.
Look out, we're big and hairy
Most find us awful scary
Fear us, the Woolly Mammoths. Rah! Rah! and Rah!
All tremble at our coming,
Most start right into running
Fear us, the Woolly Mammoths. Rah! Rah! and Rah!
Though we can't win a game
We're rugged just the same
Chastise all those fools who dare to call us foes,
Cheer for the black and gray
We'll win a game some day
Fear us, the Woolly Mammoths. Rah! Rah! and Rah!
Look out, we're big and hairy
Most find us awful scary
Fear us, the Woolly Mammoths. Rah! Rah! and Rah!
All tremble at our coming,
Most start right into running
Fear us, the Woolly Mammoths. Rah! Rah! and Rah!
Though we can't win a game
We're rugged just the same
Chastise all those fools who dare to call us foes,
Cheer for the black and gray
We'll win a game some day
Fear us, the Woolly Mammoths. Rah! Rah! and Rah!
FORMAL SHOT OF THE LATEST ZOCKOLL UNIVERSITY BOARD MEETING
NEW SECTION ADDED TO THE UNIVERSITY SITE!
Ever wondered where some key counseling passages are found in the Bible? Click here to get help:
"WHERE IS THAT FOUND?"
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This is my teacher's page and I really enjoy putting it together. If you use something on this page for your use, would you please reference me as a source? I have a very low self esteem.
Thanks.
- Brad Zockoll
Ever wondered where some key counseling passages are found in the Bible? Click here to get help:
"WHERE IS THAT FOUND?"
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This is my teacher's page and I really enjoy putting it together. If you use something on this page for your use, would you please reference me as a source? I have a very low self esteem.
Thanks.
- Brad Zockoll